Death Mug
Death is the only cure to the sexually transmitted disease called life. Death comes in many forms. A few of these forms include: Liquid: Usually the cure is placed in a syringe and injected into the infected, who will be cured depending on the potency of the cure. Most bases of death in this state is potassium chloride or cyanide. Accidental: Accidental death may be found in many stages of the life disease, thus its unstable state. Cures can result from just eating too much of something, as there is a hidden amount of Death in everything. Solid: Death in solid forms can be divided between consumption, impact and contact. Consumption in terms refers to something such as a pill, or a substance containing high amounts of cure. Commonly used for suicide. (Side Note, do not commit suicide. Just think of your family, you have a use in this world, it’s okay. Get help. Don’t choose the dark way.) Impact: Basically a fall to the ground, but in this case, the ground shoots death molecules up your body from the area of impact, curing you sometimes partially or instantly. Contact: Death in contact is when you touch something containing death, or touching something that will trigger your death molecules. Yes, everything contains a bit of death molecules. E.g. Hydrochloric Acid Gaseous: Death in terms of gaseous stage is very common. Many gases causing death are packed with lots of cure molecules.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
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EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
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