Karen Sue Barue-Forester Mug
Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester. Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk. Characteristics: • Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun. • Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application. • Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time. • License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer. • Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless. • Very white. • Sometimes woke. • Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold. • Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts. • Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily. • Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets. • Still has cable. Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV. Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!