Karen Sue Barue-Forester Tee
Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester. Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk. Characteristics: • Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun. • Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application. • Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time. • License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer. • Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless. • Very white. • Sometimes woke. • Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold. • Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts. • Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily. • Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets. • Still has cable. Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV. Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it