SammyJoe Mug
SammyJoe What can I say about a SammyJoe!! She’s a girl who sees people for who they truly are and looks past all the bullshit. She is georgeous inside and out with an amazing personality to match. SammyJoe is an amazing mother and would do anything for her kids and family. She is loyal, hardworking, driven, and so much more which makes you like her so much more. If you want a real super hero, look no further. She is loved by her friends, family, and even more by her honey boo boo! 😉 She truly is a Phoenix rising from the ashes and is admired by all. Her smile brightens up your day and her laugh will take your blues away and will then give you a cramp from all the laughter. Her voice impressions are spot on and she makes your day every time your with her. If you plan to date a SammyJoe, treat her like the Queen that she is and love her more each and everyday. Honesty and respect goes a long way with SammyJoe. She is an angel with an old soul, and takes no shit from anyone. She has a professional poker face that is impossible to spot. So if you get the chance to meet and get to know a SammyJoe take the time to get to know her and your life will never be the same.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!