Villa Walsh Academy (VWA)

A school that every student loves to hate. Home to only two types of students: the insane overachievers who've never had a boyfriend and the slacker potheads who screw everyone in the county. Class periods are either spent frantically taking notes or sleeping, depending on which category of student you fall into. The cool teachers enjoy messing with students' heads and the stupid teachers just try to keep classes under control. However, that is impossible. For every class there are roughly two troublemakers who can ruin any teacher's day and make any student's. These students never try but get good grades anyway. Spirit days are the joy of every villa girl's existence, it gives them an excuse to look even stranger than they normally do. Lunch periods are spent throwing things at each other or daring each other to eat whatever girls can put together. Sometimes a combination of the two ensues and the principal has to lecture the entire school on proper lunchroom etiquitte. Another interesting fact of Villa life that nobody has mentioned yet are the masses. These are spent trying to see who can say the f word the most times without anyone looking over. Sometimes nuns see girls laughing at each other and give them The Holy Look of Death. These nuns are just angry because the girls got more action last weekend then they did in their whole nunly celibate lives. Nuns suck. After school, students go to their various dorky clubs and take the bus over to delbarton. These bus trips are spent putting on makeup and hanging out the window, screaming their numbers at the athletic field. However, since they are Villa Gorillas, no one will ever call them. Ever. Besides, Delbarton boys are all gay.