Cooterfly Mug
Verb--a form of acrobatics in which two people support each other with their vaginal and abdominal muscles. Party #1 lies on their back and hoists up person #2 with both feet (along with accessory pectoral and leg muscles) Meanwhile, party #2 is hoisted up by their groin while tightening their core muscles to support the flow (true transcendence is only felt when both parties feel said flow). After about 16 seconds, participants begin to envision that iconic scene from the 1997 film featuring Rose (Kate Winslet) and Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) flying at the mast of the ship, carefree and alive. During this split second of freedom, both parties either think about how rich they'll become when the movie they're in becomes one of the highest earning blockbuster movies of all time...eventually, Jack will freeze to death in the Atlantic Ocean or one of the cooterfliers will fall onto the hard floor of their Mom's basement. P.S-everyone, no matter what your race, creed or religion can "cooterfly" P.P.S- but if you were there in the OBX, of 2006, only you will really understand
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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