Austin Mug
Austin is truly an sweetheart; but unlike many Austins, this one is an simple angel. He loves every living thing that is very hard to look past, to people who don't even deserve it. Austin is passionate. He loves college basketball, baseball, something of an artist and one hell of an musician, but somehow he's always made time to make them happy, and you know it will all be worth it to pay attention to what Austins fire in his eyes, noticing the little things he does makes their day much worthwhile. Austin is pure, he has hair an golden wheat field and deep hazel eyes where you can see eden. He is always the first and last person you see, no matter what you've did, where you have been. He's more loyal and caring than what we ever could ever elude to without an illusion. It's unreal that his girlfriend ever had him. They could only be so young to know what it even means to be for one another, but in the end, it doesn't really matter what you call love. It's just another branch of peaceful happiness you found in one another. It's hard to find, for everyone. With Austin, salvation she'd never thought could be on earth, saved her. she began to manifest an young heart again. Maybe even regressed a little to a innocent time where the sun shone above his face and reflected through to see what she longed for her whole life,but never could touch the surface until now,she has someone to hold her and heal she never dared to see with content: How to open your heart to an stranger.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy