Austin
Austin is truly an sweetheart; but unlike many Austins, this one is an simple angel. He loves every living thing that is very hard to look past, to people who don't even deserve it. Austin is passionate. He loves college basketball, baseball, something of an artist and one hell of an musician, but somehow he's always made time to make them happy, and you know it will all be worth it to pay attention to what Austins fire in his eyes, noticing the little things he does makes their day much worthwhile. Austin is pure, he has hair an golden wheat field and deep hazel eyes where you can see eden. He is always the first and last person you see, no matter what you've did, where you have been. He's more loyal and caring than what we ever could ever elude to without an illusion. It's unreal that his girlfriend ever had him. They could only be so young to know what it even means to be for one another, but in the end, it doesn't really matter what you call love. It's just another branch of peaceful happiness you found in one another. It's hard to find, for everyone. With Austin, salvation she'd never thought could be on earth, saved her. she began to manifest an young heart again. Maybe even regressed a little to a innocent time where the sun shone above his face and reflected through to see what she longed for her whole life,but never could touch the surface until now,she has someone to hold her and heal she never dared to see with content: How to open your heart to an stranger.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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