Sex Story
I'm in cheer I grabbed my outfit, which I love wearing because it shows off my ass, and all the dudes think i'm like a forbidden because I haven't been a slut and had sex yet. Carla is always the first one dressed, it's easy to wear something tight when you've got A sized boobs. "I finally fit into the DD bra Kristy gave me!" ( Kristy is R's sister) I went over to look. Yup, Roxie had the biggest set of tits in the whole school, besides the fat ass hockey coach, HE must've had DD man boobs. first bra, C of course, then panties, Then crop top and mini skirt. I shimmied into it and brushed my hair, it was curly and went to my waist. We got to the field and saw a few cheerleaders already there and then one of them told me someone was looking for me. Jason . He was SO CUTE. I walked over to where the football players were and they all started hooting and whistling when I walked up, Which is a nice feeling. " I was told that Jason needed to talk to me." Then came all the OOOOOO's from the dudes. He jumped down the bleachers and stood next to me. Then he said Hi, slipped me a piece of paper and walked back to the guys and I walked back to the girls. "Ooh what's it say?" They knew I liked him. "Start practicing your pyramids girls!" I yelled"Okay let's see!" I opened it we all looked at each other and they started jumping up and down from joy. I was shocked. It said: ᗪEᗩᖇ ᗷᖇIᗩᑎᑎᗩ, ᗰE ᗩᑎᗪ YOᑌ 9:00 ᑭᗰ TOᑎIGᕼT. ᑌᑎᗪEᖇ TᕼE ᗷᒪEᗩᑕᕼEᖇS ᑌᑎᗪEᖇᗯEᗩᖇ ᑎOT ᑎEᑕESSᗩᖇY ;) ᒪOᐯE ᒍᗩSOᑎ <3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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