Maybe I’ll be Tracer Mug
‘‘Tis is da worsd Team I have Evr Played Wit In Mai LEif Wen We Fianally get tu da point everyone dies I understands dat evry now an then a team won’t click But wen it comes to u I dom’t tink I can sympathize U SHOULD’VE PICKED MERCY U SHOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT WE END E D UP LOOSING AND IT ALL UR FAULT U SOULD AVE LEARNED HOWW DIS GAEM WORKS U SOULD AVE BEEN HELPING- “If u liek Mercy so much, Y DONT U JUZ MARRY HERRR” You you’re the type dat gets on mike an tries tu lecture meh You’re teh most useless purson we ave on our team I’ve naver seen anybodi R@G£ Qu!+ quite as hard as u Maybe u should go bakc to playing team fortress twoo “I’M NOT GANNA BE MERCYY IM NOT GUNNA BE ANI KINDD OF SUPPORT WE ENDED UP LOOSING AN U GOT ALL MAD UR TEARS R WAT I LIVE 4” U SOULD AVE BEEN MERCY “IM NOT GINNA BE ANI KIND OF SUPPORT” WE ENDED UP LOSING AND ITS ALL UR FAULT “Ur tears are wat I live 4” Maybe i’ll Be Tracer “I’m already Tracer” Wat about Widow Maker? “I’m already Widow Maker >:3” I’ll be Bastion “NERF Bastion” You’re right so Winston “I wonna be Winston” I guess I’ll be Genji “Im already Genji” Den I’ll be McCree “I already chooz McCree” I hve an idea “Watz ur idea” U SOULD be- “IM NOT GOINNA BE MERCY” U SOULD AVE PICKED MERCY U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT WE ENED UP LOSING AND ITS ALL UR FAULT “Ur tears ar wat I live 4” “IM NOT GOINA PICK MERCY” U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND I can write o more words :c
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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