the Big Steve Mug
ie: noun. The most hallowed of pizzas, The Big Steve is a feast fit for Kings named after all Steve's natural pizazz and regal demeanor. It is the sustinance of gods, created by a master chef using only the finest quality ingredients from the world's most provacative locals. Chef's who are renowned and educated enough to craft this delicate and savory dish are to be worshiped like the king's and queens they serve. The aroma wafting from this delicacy is enough to make even the most strong willed vegan or perverbial "health nut" bend the knee and give in to their temptation. The parmesan garlic Alfredo sauce is reduced in a slow simmering sauce pan with hints of rosemary and oregano. The chicken is grilled flawlessly over the coals of a dying star. The grain used to craft the crust as well as the green peppers, sometimes reffered to as "the apple" in religious texts, placed atop this perfect pie are grown within the garden of Eden. Only the most prestigious examples of human kind such as Chuck Norris, Gandhi, or Fred Flinstone, are capable of devouring The Big Steve in it's entirety. If you are ever blessed with a pizza known as "The Big Steve", you should first thank God that he has blessed you and your taste buds that day, and secondly devour as much as you possibly can as this gift will likely not be bestowed upon you twice in the same lifetime.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!