Osasuyi Mug
Many centuries have gone by since the tale of Osasuyi began. To learn it all, one must look elsewhere, but inscribed here one will find a more concise telling of the relevant events. Osasuyi's story begins in the hills behind a lost, ancient city, the name of which has not been uttered by mortal men for a very long time. He was born to a beautiful exiled princess, who had become pregnant without a husband and thereafter cast out by her father. The seed was that of the great dragon Axymon, yet none would hear her out, believing her to be mad, promiscuous, and unfit for her position within the court. She carried Osasuyi within her for many many years, as is customary for dragons. When she eventually gave birth, a bright golden light shone out, and when it finally dimmed, a perfect, fully-formed man had emerged from within her. He has lived for a great number of years, wandering empty lands, meeting with nomadic peoples. Over time he has impacted the lives of many with his grace, wisdom and strength of will. In recent times, he has taken up a humble position within the modern society of Britain, where he has concealed his identity and refrains at all times from using his magical abilities. It has been prophesied that there shall come a time where he will be called upon; a time of dire need, a time of catastrophe, a time where the fate of all may rest in his hands. Most who know of him still postulate that he is boding his time and gathering his strength until this time comes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
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