No Nut Nineteen Mug
Similar to No Nut November, you cannot ejaculate or bust one under any circumstance. Although, No Nut Nineteen takes place during all of 2019. You cannot ejaculate or bust one for the entirety of 2019. That's right, an entire year without busting a nut. Those who undergo this challenge will start to notice that they strange abilities after the 2nd week of January, but those who finish the challenge will have power beyond imagination. The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple - The challenge takes place starting exactly the second after December 31st of 2018 and ends the second after December 31st of 2019 - You are not allowed to have any form of sex, masturbation, or bust a nut. - The watching of pornography and boners are tolerated, although busting a nut in doing so will result in an immediate fail. - You shall only experience one wet dream, but none further than that. Having more than one will result in an immediate fail. - You only have one shot. Fail even once, and you're out for the entire year. - If one survives the year without failing, he shall deemed a victor of the challenge. - If one should break ANY of the rules, he shall take the L immediately. - ( You have exactly survive the entire time, no later than the second it turns 2019, and the second it turns 2020 ) Do at your own risk. But is it really that hard not to nut for a year?
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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