Man-child
Predominantly in their mid-thirties to early forties and typically hide in their mom's basement playing video games and watching my little pony hentai. They refuse to act their age and yet want the world to treat them as adults when it is most convenient for them. Most have the appearance of an overweight slug and lack even the most basic of social skills. More often than not these sorry individuals aren't really autistic, but simply are lazy and were raised wrong. This trait is often paired with being a weeaboo or a male feminist who not only has never had sex with a woman, but likely hasn't seen their dick in years due to their obesity and perpetual sitting posture. Other key signs that you are dealing with a man-child are: 1.) Refusal to see that they are in the wrong. 2.) Hisses at the mere sight of sunlight. 3.) Making shitposts on 4chan and Reddit about sensitive topics. 4.) Extremely homophobic and racist. 5.) Owns at least seven fedoras. 6.) Hasn't bathed in months. 7.) Posts bad photoshops of them and their waifu on social media. 8.) When angered, will launch into a foaming rage and rant on the internet on how they're being oppressed and discriminated against. 9.) Has severe arthritis in one hand from jacking it so often. 10.) Creates Sonic OCs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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