Eurgen Mug
Eurgen is a real doofus, is not necessarily mean but doesn’t try to be nice. Eurgen is ignorant, makes no eye contact, always seems to have his tongue floating between his lips, and spits all over your face when he talks. Seedy looking, ugly af, sketchy, slack-jawed, and NEVER has a look of concentrating or concern. Never seems to focus or fixate on any physical objects in front of him. Grimaces all the time. His gullible behavior makes him seem senseless and quite rude. Older people look at him as extremely insulting even when he isn’t doing anything particularly wrong. People at school see him as wise and a loner. Classmates see his wisdom in his heroic ability to stall teachers during school and for his innate ability, is respected among most of his peers, even if they hate him. Oddly enough, he seems to completely beat the odds and get himself into multiple relationships because of his status of being a ‘bad boy’. Those girls misinterpret the news around him from his ability to stall classrooms as a conscious action to stand out and be cool. In this way Eurgen is a red flag poster for guys who want to know which girls are dumb enough to fall for him. He’s usually Swedish or Irish and is usually from a family of drunkard fishermen.
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation