Eurgen Tee
Eurgen is a real doofus, is not necessarily mean but doesn’t try to be nice. Eurgen is ignorant, makes no eye contact, always seems to have his tongue floating between his lips, and spits all over your face when he talks. Seedy looking, ugly af, sketchy, slack-jawed, and NEVER has a look of concentrating or concern. Never seems to focus or fixate on any physical objects in front of him. Grimaces all the time. His gullible behavior makes him seem senseless and quite rude. Older people look at him as extremely insulting even when he isn’t doing anything particularly wrong. People at school see him as wise and a loner. Classmates see his wisdom in his heroic ability to stall teachers during school and for his innate ability, is respected among most of his peers, even if they hate him. Oddly enough, he seems to completely beat the odds and get himself into multiple relationships because of his status of being a ‘bad boy’. Those girls misinterpret the news around him from his ability to stall classrooms as a conscious action to stand out and be cool. In this way Eurgen is a red flag poster for guys who want to know which girls are dumb enough to fall for him. He’s usually Swedish or Irish and is usually from a family of drunkard fishermen.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
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Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨