Sex Story
once i got invited to my friends party. He said that Sarah would be there, my biggest crush. I knew I had to go. When I arrived the first thing i noticed was her. she was talking with her friends and she was wearing a tight croptop and booty shorts. she looked over at me and smiled naughtily. unexpectedly i felt my dick go hard. i excused myself to the bathroom but didnt notice her following me. right as i was about to close the door, she slipped in. we were now in the bathroom together, alone. sarah looked down at my 8'' dick and smiled. all of a sudden we were kissing passionatly, and sarah slowly lifted my shirt over my head. i took off her crop top and undid her bra. her breasts were huge, so was her butt. my shprts slipped off my feet and fell to the ground. so did my underwear. we were now butt naked and still kissing. i made my way to second base and sucked hard on her nipples. she gave me the best handjob ever, and began to suck it. soon after sarah was laying on the ground and i was eating her cumming pussy. sarah moaned in delight and began having an orgasm. i told her to quiet down because someone might hear us. after that was done i asked if she was ready she laughed and yelled "YES!!" i happily flipped her so she was in doggy position and i slipped my dick into her vagina. i cummed inside of her and she started moaning "OH YES!!!! HARDER HARDER PLEASE!!! YES!!!!!!! OH!" i was so happy and i felt so good. we finished off our first round with an intense makeout.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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