Lonely Mug
Loneliness is like the 5 stages of grief. That's how it feels: Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance. Only instead of getting better as you go through stages you get worse. Stage 1: “It’s just a phase” “Someone is going to talk to me.” “Everybody goes through a rough patch.” Imagine I were lonely for instance. I'd start looking for someone to blame in my anger. I blam my parents for switching schools; that’s the reason I never made a friend. I blame cell phones for corrupting todays values but soon Stage 3: “If I just, spent some more time outside I would be more social” “If I just joined some group activities - took some classes, everybody would naturally be pals” “If I just go up to someone and start a conversation…” It may take a while but I'll try everything “What if I just, stand in the middle of a field and yell ‘I’m lonely somebody help me!’” Most people go through depression now and then; imagine yourself depressed in utter sadness. Now imagine that with no shoulder to cry on; no one to help you get through your sorrow And no one to blame. However depression is not the worst stage. Because once you accept the fact that you will be lonely forever and there’s nothing you can or should do about it then there is no escaping it. In any other stage someone could pull you out of that bottomless pit of despair but, acceptance is brutal. A life here would be boring pursuits of going from point A to point B, and watching my favorite T.V. shows.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!