Zacchaeus
Male. Average height, but a bit on the taller side. He has an amazing jawline. He's muscular and loves to work out all the time. Makes girls fall in love with his sense of humor and/or his touch (both sexual and gentle)! Most likely a brunette or has black hair. Mexican or Puertorican most likely. Not extremely skinny, that's gross lol, very attractive healthy size. Best hugger and kisser in the world! He may not always talk to you about serious things but he will love you like no other! he is the center of your world. All you wanna ever do is make him feel like he's the best person in the world because he is! Some people call him Zach but he doesn't really like it because he likes his unique name and so will you! Doesn't always wanna have sex, he loves to cuddle, he buys you things and makes sure you're okay at all times. Always tries to make up after fights even if you don't want to. But when he does want to have sex, it's the best dick you could ever get!!!!!!! If you ever get the chance to love a Zach, keep it!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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