Skapern Mug
Skapern is a wild animal type whom lives in the southern sumerset regions. It is known to have great skill in an art called "modelling" this is an art which is highly respected throughout it's habitat. Skapern's are known to have a heavy breeding spree around spring times, where it's penis can grow to about 70" in length and 10" in diameter. When breeding Skapern's usually go around and do what is called "One night stands" where it goes to several mates, and do what is called "Fuck that pussy til it's jelly" and after nine months a baby Skapern will be given birth to. A female Skapern is hard to look apart from males as they are exactly alike except from their genetalia. They usually prey on wild "noobs" as that is easy to lure and kill them in a trap. Their usualL weapon of choice is an M4 assault rifle, as it is highly accurate compared to damage output. Skaperns have been spotted in cities such as Atlanta as it is highly packed with noobs, especially in the cities. Skaperns like themselves in the southern spots of Sumerset in the wild as it is much "loot" and easy targets such as noobs, or highly nutritious "pros" that aren't quite paying attention. Skapern's mostly hunt alone, but can bring other pack members if needed.
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Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!