Jésagodism Mug
Jésagodism jé-say-god-ih-zum is an acceptance religion where God, Jesus, and Satan are all worshipped and loved equally. It is focused on the beliefs that everyone is equal no matter what race, sexuality, gender, profession, intellect, income, sex, illnesses etc. and that instead of hate to be spread, it is focused specifically on spreading love, acceptance, reassurance, and support. The buildings in which jésagodists practice the religion are called godaéj's, and Sundays are the religious events in which the jésagodists come to practice and/or go to Sunday school. Our Sunday school program consists of a ball pit for recess and Dunkin Donuts served for breakfast to all children. They will learn early in their life to accept everyone and not to judge those who are not interfering in their personal daily lives. Sherly Temples will be served as the blood of Christ and garlic bread in small portions served as the skin of Christ. A rock band will perform each song that is supposed to play on that day of the week, and cursing is allowed no matter how young the age. Our bible will be in a rough copy eventually, but for now you can find it published on Wattpad (continuously) to learn about more of the things Jésagodism offers if you join this religion! The Pope is Kaylee and the Holy Daddies are Lea and Becca.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!