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A medium sized city with a population of 190,399 in the city itself, with a total of 444,094 in the metro/suburban areas. The city contains one of the lowest unemployment rates in the country. Highly educated people, high-tech jobs. The city suffers a few problems, the degrading downtown for one. In the late 90's several buildings in and around downtown suffered arson problems. Store owners were setting fire to buildings to collect insurance money. After that, in around 2000 the downtown started to get really bad. No more fires, but lots and lots of drug-dealing, prostitution, robberies, car-thefts etc. The bus-terminal is also a heaven for young teenage kids who like to act like they're from Brooklyn, talking shit to anybody. Living in Kitchener is nice, if you have the money. High cost housing is leaving alot more people to move into ghetto neighbourhoods in the South Ward District of the city, and near Chicopee-Bridgeport. Ugly slab apartments, small houses, and crime are turning many areas into high-crime ghettos. If one can afford it though, the city is building pleanty of new, middle-class suburban areas. Tearing down forests and burying streams, developers are constantly building row upon row of identitcle houses on the outskirts of the city. The lack of managed health care is showing. The recent lack of general-physicians is starting to show. Despite putting millions into the hospital, they're still struggling. Despite the problems the city faces as it gets bigger and bigger, Kitchener is a fine place. One thing they need to do though, is build up, not out.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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LazarBeam Oct 26

I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

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Review by Joey H.

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.

Joey H. Oct 23
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My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!

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I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye

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I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

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these mugs are amazing. I can't

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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses

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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG

Robert G. Oct 21
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl

candice d. Oct 20

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Fast shipment Better than expected!

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Customer service was very responsive and helpful

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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.

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