Zelda

1. The absolutely perfect game series that if you don't love, there is something wrong with you. You should probably go see a doctor about that. 2. The princess of said game series, who, despite being called worthless, is actually WAY better than Princess Peach and does actually do some really cool stuff that only a REAL PRINCESS could do. She doesn't dress all fancy and in pink, for the most part, she often had to rule the entire kingdom on her own, sometimes as a 10 year old who refuses to take advice from anyone else because she actually KNOWS what she's doing, makes a decision to sacrifice herself to save Hyrule in Twilight Princess, sacrifies herself in Skyward Sword because she's the GODDESS, changes herself into a badass boy and sides with the enemy as a spy in Ocarina of Time, and is a freaking pirate in Wind Waker. Give me ONE good reason why she's worthless and not an asset to the game series. Oh, and not to mention, not only is she the Queen in Hyrule Warriors, she's actually one of the fighters, with a rapier and an amazing battle dress. DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME SHE IS NOT FABULOUS IN EVERY WAY. 3. Our dearest Robin Williams daughter, who was actually names after the Zelda series. 4. I believe it was Zelda Fitzgerald who inspired the name of the Zelda series, and is the wife of Scott Fitzgerald. 5. The name I'm going to use for my daughter in the future.