Yump
Yump (scientific name of "yumperium") is the world's most superior mineral ever known of. every millennium it will plant itself inside several almighty "Yump Masters," who, once this happens, are legally the most superior sentient beings in thy universe. You may ask why - if this is a mineral, it hasn't been used or seen in everyday life, and the short answer is this: Yumperium is too superior for any pesky human to wield, and, the only other superior beings to survive close contact with this mineral without being chosen are the "Yumpers," who are physically gods of Yump, and are the creators of the mineral. Following the creation of the Yump mineral, (a mere 50 seconds after the Universe's creation) old Timmy, the good of Chinook Helicopters, attempted to steal the holy Yumperium, but was consumed by the mineral's sheer epicness. Timmy was flung far, far out into the void of interdimensional space and time, and, now only his evil children Chinook Helicopters live on... Another fun fact: The famous Orion constellation is actually a godly artist's depiction on what a humanoid form of Timmy must have looked like, murdering all those innocent Yumperium creators, in his haste to steal thy almighty Yumperium P.S: The Yump Masters have sworn to destroy and abuse all Chinooks remaining today, but, with more and more of them being manufactured by the evil factories, no one knows for sure who will win...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
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