Yump Tee
Yump (scientific name of "yumperium") is the world's most superior mineral ever known of. every millennium it will plant itself inside several almighty "Yump Masters," who, once this happens, are legally the most superior sentient beings in thy universe. You may ask why - if this is a mineral, it hasn't been used or seen in everyday life, and the short answer is this: Yumperium is too superior for any pesky human to wield, and, the only other superior beings to survive close contact with this mineral without being chosen are the "Yumpers," who are physically gods of Yump, and are the creators of the mineral. Following the creation of the Yump mineral, (a mere 50 seconds after the Universe's creation) old Timmy, the good of Chinook Helicopters, attempted to steal the holy Yumperium, but was consumed by the mineral's sheer epicness. Timmy was flung far, far out into the void of interdimensional space and time, and, now only his evil children Chinook Helicopters live on... Another fun fact: The famous Orion constellation is actually a godly artist's depiction on what a humanoid form of Timmy must have looked like, murdering all those innocent Yumperium creators, in his haste to steal thy almighty Yumperium P.S: The Yump Masters have sworn to destroy and abuse all Chinooks remaining today, but, with more and more of them being manufactured by the evil factories, no one knows for sure who will win...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.