Xangsta Mug
A Xangsta, (also Xangster, plural:Xangstaz) is an individual who is: 1. A member of Xanga 2. Hardcore Xangstaz have their own gang sign, the "Xang Sign", which was invented by TheBlackSpiderman. The Xang Sign is even easier for white kids to do than the bloods gang sign. Here are some facts about Xangstaz: 1. Xangstaz are more hardcore than Myspace gangsters. 2. Xangstaz do not carry guns. They kill you with words. 3. Xangstaz are faster than ninjas. 4. Xangstaz are better in bed than you. 5. Xangstaz are pro-cat. 6. Each Xangsta individual is more popular than all of Myspace. 7. Xangstaz make Xanga a bad neighborhood. 8. Anyone can become a Xangsta, except for Dr. Phil. 9. Xangstaz can morph into falcons at will. 10. All Xangstaz automatically are better at fighting than Tito Ortiz. 11. The Xangstaz sworn enemy is the Scene Kids on Myspace gang. 12. Xangstaz wear more bling than you. 13. A Xangsta can walk by a black cat and not have bad luck. 14. Chuck Norris is afraid of Xangstaz. 15. Xangstaz are sexier than Jessica Alba/Brad Pitt. 16. A Xangsta can beat anyone in a Pokemon battle. If a Xangsta went up against another Xangsta, it would create a paradox in which the universe would implode. 17. Xangstaz live by a strict code, which none of them can remember. 18. Xangstaz make love, not war. They make A LOT of love. 19. The number of members in the Xangsta gang is 10,000,000,000,000 20. Xangstaz talk about fight club.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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