Wishbone Mug
The Wishbone is an act of love making which involves more than one person with at least one male partner in play. During the infancy of the act, it is the goal of the male partner(s) to stimulate his/their genitalia. As the arousal reaches near its climax, it is the responsibility of the male(s) to direct the sexual member(s) at the pre-designated collaborator – preferably a female to boast a distinguishable contrast from the remaining party – in order to coat this individual with a “shower of overwhelming win” (see Wikipedia’s entry on “bukkake”). After the showering has been completed, the next stage of the proceedings involves a strike to the left eye of the aforementioned collaborator with the objective of leaving a noticeable bruise. These initial three phases are in preparation for the fourth and final phase. At this point in the act, character parts are specified to each affiliate in the gathering – with the showered upon member as the lead – from a tale of classical literature for role-playing with the purpose of drawing parallels from the aforesaid literature and any experienced dilemmas in the affiliates’ lives in the same fashion as the children’s television show, Wishbone, with the possible intention of a therapeutic outlet. It should be noted that the goal of the shower of overwhelming win and strike to the left eye is to duplicate the appearance of the Jack Russell Terrier in the leading role of the series.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy