Wild Snorlax Mug
A wild snorlax is a mythical beast with large owl-like eyes with which it can penetrate the darkest of depths. A strong stork like beak which it uses to tear through even the thickest of skin allowing it to get whatever it desires. Upon it’s head is draped a mess of thin straight hair parting to the sides behind the two human-like ears it owns. Ears used not for hearing but to help it to better blend in with mankind, on which it preys. In addition to ears, the wild snorlax walks upright, drawing many a weak hearted to her hungry talons. For the only wild snorlax that exists is female. It must breed with a man, after each breeding she feasts on the mans flesh and of ever fifteen men she breeds with only one man will successfully impregnate her. Once impregnated, the wild snorlax hibernates for 2 years, month 24, a beast is born. In conclusion a snorlax is the ugliest of available females, not even human! And each snorlax reproduces only enough for their species to survive. But all males must be wary of her DEADLY desires.
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Customer Reviews
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup