weeshna Mug
(n,v,adj,adv, & whatevever other form you can think to use it in) Weeshna, pronounced we she na (but faster), is a magnificent creature brought down and possibly created by the mystic and wonderful kim-jung-un many millions of years ago. He was later abandoned and left to fend for himself. He was the third person to ever be made and dated eve for awhile. Many great acheivments that we acredit to chuck norris were accually done by Weeshna such as swimming on land and causing the extinction of the dinosaurs along with the equally feared, but less known cyber yeti. He was also the she-wolf that raised the twin founders of rome, romulus & reamus. Although this part of the legend is not well known, he helped romulus stage a coo against reamus and then ate both of them. The city was originaly named weeshna- ville, but because of PR reasons, was soon renamed rome. That is the last significant role he had in history besides his somewhat important role in the war of 1912. He has been reincarnated several times and harbors the "eye of the lion" an unknown and currently valueless object that connects the physical world with the realm of jim jung un. Not to be confused with the eye of the leon, a much more valued and sought after thing currently in the possesion of katy perry. He is currently in the form of a verticly challenged Asian boy with a love for austrailian girls and stretchy potential projectiles.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother