virginity Mug
A mental and emotional state of being that all humans are born with and does not leave your body or change your body until it is given to someone; it does result in a change of perspective and mind It is an act that is sacred because the change is permanent, irreversible, and it creates a massive bond with the person whom it was given to Unfortunately sometimes it is taken from someone through coercion, force, or trauma People get the blessing of saying that those people did not change them or take this from them as it is sacred and it is not something that can be taken and it is only something that can be given It is only given to someone through a sexual act The sexual act is medically described as sexual intercourse but others have argued it is mutual masturbation or foreplay type transactions Popes and nuns keep them for life It is one measure of purity but not by any means a determinant of one’s purity Men can feel it weighs them down Women can worry about the age or timing of when they will lose it and to whom Making fun of a virgin for being a virgin is promiscuous whether female or male and further proof that it is sacred Having a virginity means you are not expecting a child from you or your partner and unless you are born with an STD, messing with STD needles, or getting blood transfusions from people with STDs you are 100% healthy from STDs.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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