varsegio Mug
Varsegio - Metaphorical Noun A varsegio is a guy you know who's never up to any good but is there when you need support even if he's in trouble. Varsegio - Metaphorical Noun 1) A brotha who backs you even when his chips are down. "Brooo I was stressin' out about my exam yesterday and my buddy John called me and cheered me the hell up while he was getting evicted." "Duuuuude! Whatta varsegio!" 2) A guy you know who has a slight tendency to run away after one too many drinks. "Man...has anyone see John??" "Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiieet...I think he varsegio'd off again!" "LOL" 3) The one guy in your crew who always coins new words or makes coined words/phrases mainstream. "Yo wiggie! That hair cut is so gucci!" "John, no one says wiggie and gucci. Quit being a varsegio." "Alright wiggie." 4) Your friend who's a huge Kobe Bryant fan and takes turn around jump shots at the right elbow of the paint all day during rec pick up games and is not too bad actually so he's like 70%-80% from the field most of the time so you can't call him a ball hog. "Yoooooooooo why you takin' that shot dawg, you was double teamed!? "Bro. I got one word for you. Varsegio." "Go home bro, you're drunk."
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best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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