Vanguard Girl

A typical Vanguard girl will find a way to have school spirit even though her attempts are ultimately futile. She is in love with the idea of third world countries and enjoys explaining why she enjoyed her mission trip so much using the phrase "It changed my life." She usually leaves out the part about how it affected the foreigners, but this is just a minor detail. During her time out of the classroom she is either at the beach or going to Disneyland (because she has a pass...for life). The most dangerous Vanguard girls fall into two categories: women studies majors and theater majors. If you are a male and see either, run before you testicles are either chopped off or "monologued" to death. Either way, your balls are gone. As stated before, most Vanguard girls will have a tattoo or piercing of some sort on their body (mostly wrist tattoos). These tattoos consist of either a Bible verse or a single word that truly represents their feelings (the most common being "Beloved"). The tattoo usually contains doves breaking out of chains (symbolizing their internal struggle against the forces of darkness). Lastly Don't bother dating a Vanguard girl if you want a quick hook-up. Statistically speaking, 1 in 2 Vanguard girls will find someone to date and marry them as soon as possible to justify losing their virginity. They will usually find out this was a bad decision after their first child and find out it isn't "fun" or "hip" to be a mother at 19.