Vanguard Girl mug
A typical Vanguard girl will find a way to have school spirit even though her attempts are ultimately futile. She is in love with the idea of third world countries and enjoys explaining why she enjoyed her mission trip so much using the phrase "It changed my life." She usually leaves out the part about how it affected the foreigners, but this is just a minor detail. During her time out of the classroom she is either at the beach or going to Disneyland (because she has a pass...for life). The most dangerous Vanguard girls fall into two categories: women studies majors and theater majors. If you are a male and see either, run before you testicles are either chopped off or "monologued" to death. Either way, your balls are gone. As stated before, most Vanguard girls will have a tattoo or piercing of some sort on their body (mostly wrist tattoos). These tattoos consist of either a Bible verse or a single word that truly represents their feelings (the most common being "Beloved"). The tattoo usually contains doves breaking out of chains (symbolizing their internal struggle against the forces of darkness). Lastly Don't bother dating a Vanguard girl if you want a quick hook-up. Statistically speaking, 1 in 2 Vanguard girls will find someone to date and marry them as soon as possible to justify losing their virginity. They will usually find out this was a bad decision after their first child and find out it isn't "fun" or "hip" to be a mother at 19.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid