Vandy Girl
Snobby, rich, spoiled, annoying, anorexic, preppy, better-than-you stuck up slut. a.k.a. A girl that goes to Vanderbilt University. Don't bother with it unless you (by you I mean your parents) can pay out of your pocket for all 4+ years at Vanderbilt without a dent in finances. *Must also own personal island to obtain necessary level of importance. *Houses in multiple countries is also a requirement. Rules: Wear sundresses in the summer. And spring. And fall and winter. Oh. And always wear pearls. Never dress in school colors for athletic events (i.e. football games). ^Wear a sundress. Never stay for whole game. Pregame and afterparty is a must. Hair must be at least 4 inches below the shoulders. Must drink only vitamin water for breakfast. Skip lunch. If not possible... small salad. No dressing. Again. For dinner, small salad. No dressing. Only change out of sundress to jog. Must jog daily to burn off salad. Only other time acceptable to change out of sundress: Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night = extremely short, exceptionally tight, barely covering, vag showing party dress. Ripped up stockings is a plus. Must = 5 inch (hooker) heels. Never wear a jacket. When weather is cold, complain. Lots. Make sure to arrive just as Vandy Van pulls up and cut off all the losers who had been waiting in line. (Why? Because you are cold since you lack the majority of necessary clothing). Be a bitch.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
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