Vandy Girl Tee
Snobby, rich, spoiled, annoying, anorexic, preppy, better-than-you stuck up slut. a.k.a. A girl that goes to Vanderbilt University. Don't bother with it unless you (by you I mean your parents) can pay out of your pocket for all 4+ years at Vanderbilt without a dent in finances. *Must also own personal island to obtain necessary level of importance. *Houses in multiple countries is also a requirement. Rules: Wear sundresses in the summer. And spring. And fall and winter. Oh. And always wear pearls. Never dress in school colors for athletic events (i.e. football games). ^Wear a sundress. Never stay for whole game. Pregame and afterparty is a must. Hair must be at least 4 inches below the shoulders. Must drink only vitamin water for breakfast. Skip lunch. If not possible... small salad. No dressing. Again. For dinner, small salad. No dressing. Only change out of sundress to jog. Must jog daily to burn off salad. Only other time acceptable to change out of sundress: Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night = extremely short, exceptionally tight, barely covering, vag showing party dress. Ripped up stockings is a plus. Must = 5 inch (hooker) heels. Never wear a jacket. When weather is cold, complain. Lots. Make sure to arrive just as Vandy Van pulls up and cut off all the losers who had been waiting in line. (Why? Because you are cold since you lack the majority of necessary clothing). Be a bitch.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.