Twinette Mug
You love her.She's your female copy. You care about her deeply because it's hard not to. She's brave, selfless, and sweet. She's an oversharer AND overexaggerater but she's your best match. If you find a twinette don't lose her. She puts her feelings out in the open but really she doesnt know what she wants. She's waiting for someone to help her decide and if you're there don't leave.Dont break her heart. She needs you. When she falls, she falls hard. Sure she may be weird but that's the best part about her. She's a little quirky and she's best in her own skin. She doesn't dress to impress she dresses in comfort and doesn't care about the weird looks or the whispering. Be proud of this girl; Don't hide her in the shadows. She loves attention and drama but when shes involved it may be a little overwhelming. Basically what I'm saying is: if you get this girl don't lose her or chase her away because there's only one twinette and she's your everything, your life, your best friend, your r.o.d chick ;).... "not needed because youll know when you find her" your twinette
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts