Tweekosaurus-Rex
tweeker twackerjack shardlard methanite methnstein methalated crystal methodist spunderella spunderfella white trash A crystalmeth addict that is too damn old to be tweeking. These fucktards have fried every last brain cell and are total fuck-ups in life. An average Tweekosaurus-Rex is between the ages of 25-75. The Tweekosaurus-Rex's in their late 20's look like they are in their late 40's. There are two types: Type A: The "tweeker" Tweekosaurus-Rex lives out of a back-pack and bounces from couch to couch because he/she has no home of their own. They have poor hygine and look disheveled most of the time. They are difficult to understand because they speak in tweakanese. Many have missing teeth, a condition also known as methmouth. They are commonly known to exhibit tweekalepsy; a condition in which they will exhibit mild siezure like symptoms, twiching, jirating, jerking about, scratching, and picking at their scabs. Type B: The "functioning meth addict" Tweekosaurus-Rex lives in an apartment or with mom and dad. They can hold a job but always call in on Mondays and Fridays and leave early on paydays. He/she can barrrly pay the bills. They are the best customers at the cash advance establishments. Most of them have lost wives, husbands, custody of their children, property, and jobs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
straightforward order and delivery
Loiks great
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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