Tweekosaurus-Rex
tweeker twackerjack shardlard methanite methnstein methalated crystal methodist spunderella spunderfella white trash A crystalmeth addict that is too damn old to be tweeking. These fucktards have fried every last brain cell and are total fuck-ups in life. An average Tweekosaurus-Rex is between the ages of 25-75. The Tweekosaurus-Rex's in their late 20's look like they are in their late 40's. There are two types: Type A: The "tweeker" Tweekosaurus-Rex lives out of a back-pack and bounces from couch to couch because he/she has no home of their own. They have poor hygine and look disheveled most of the time. They are difficult to understand because they speak in tweakanese. Many have missing teeth, a condition also known as methmouth. They are commonly known to exhibit tweekalepsy; a condition in which they will exhibit mild siezure like symptoms, twiching, jirating, jerking about, scratching, and picking at their scabs. Type B: The "functioning meth addict" Tweekosaurus-Rex lives in an apartment or with mom and dad. They can hold a job but always call in on Mondays and Fridays and leave early on paydays. He/she can barrrly pay the bills. They are the best customers at the cash advance establishments. Most of them have lost wives, husbands, custody of their children, property, and jobs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.
Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
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