Twat
The Twat I once knew a man that was a twat, He's every thought was that of an imbecile... He was wholly unjustified in his every word; When he was in a twatish mood... Which was exceedingly annoying, And didn't take anything to start him off... Save perhaps being content or happy; You'd think that he was jealous, but this twat was not... The twat uhh'd and err'd and ahh'd, Because he was an annoying twat as well... He passed twatish judgements of events; And his twat brain got it wrong 100% every time... He never said please or thank you, Because he had twat manners too... And he never gave praise and rarely encouragement; Because he was an ungrateful twat also... He preferred the company of fools, Because they made him look good compared to him... But only a twat would be so easily pleased; Like boasting of being a lolly stick stood up in dog shit... Well; the twat didn't have many friends, Because.people saw.right through him... He was fine approximately half of the time; Which suggests his brain was divided between a twat half and normal... Quiet why this guy was a twat? Defies all explanations... If the best we can do is to just annoy people; Then that is the most twatish excuse for an existence...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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