Truck Mug
A large vechile presumably with a bed for hauling, moving, towing, or even storing what needs be. The absolute worst thing a person could do to a truck would include the following (these are all sins of god, and you will be punished accordingly): -lowering it 'til it's an inch or less from the ground -adding neon lights -adding a fuckin ricer exhaust system... which most of time would just include tips or some other retarded peice of chrome -PUTTIN A FUCKIN SPOILER ON IT -adding giant ass rims to it, then stretching these tiny ass treads over'em that look like they'll pop any second A real fuckin truck would include the following: -A "body-on-frame" -A real fuckin engine, varies from size of the truck (ex. an S10 with a small block, a brand new giant Ram 2500 with a Cummins Diesel) -Four wheel drive... because some of us have the balls to get off the blacktop, just for fun or required for certain jobs, which most of you BMW pricks would be afraid of, don't wanna raw up them soft hands -bedliner optional: -a nice leveling kit and/or lift kit -some differential lockers with some beefy axles -winch -good ol' 15"/16"/17" wrapped with some treads depending on what terrian you work/play in (crawlers, boggers, LT's, swampers, AT's, 32"-40", etc.) -sway bars, roll bars -engine upgrades Trucks are great vehicles. They are designed to do things cars can't, and most of them are built solid like a rock. Last long. Work hard and play hard. Besides the MPG... why wouldn't you want a truck?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.