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>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content. >Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie". >Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you. >Perfers quanity over quality. >Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits. >Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly. >Is a compulsive liar. >When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent. >Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person. >Has a collection of enemies >Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible >Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian. >Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this >Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc) >Have an annoying catch phrase >Suck at telling jokes >Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things >There goal in life is to please as many people as possible >Rejects of socialites. >Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool >Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music) >The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them. >You cant build a house without tools.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
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