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>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content. >Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie". >Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you. >Perfers quanity over quality. >Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits. >Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly. >Is a compulsive liar. >When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent. >Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person. >Has a collection of enemies >Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible >Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian. >Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this >Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc) >Have an annoying catch phrase >Suck at telling jokes >Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things >There goal in life is to please as many people as possible >Rejects of socialites. >Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool >Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music) >The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them. >You cant build a house without tools.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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