tonemaster
n., from L. magister + tonam: the product you want to purchase for thirty-eight easy monthly payments of $429.93. The tonemaster is a small rectangular box covered in groundhog hide that enables its owner to accomplish such death-defying feats as: 1) riding an alpaca and saying a Tridentine mass at the same time; 2) ordering a large bucket of hot wings while a live performance of Monteverdi's Vespers comes out of a random bodily orifice; 3) increasing the value of your otherwise worthless life and ensuring that you will be able to see during the Three Days of Darkness by the miraculous FedEx delivery of Marian herbs (including St. John's Wart) and Sts. Cajetan and David of Wales medals exactly forty-two minutes before those Three Days of Darkness...which FedEx delivery will also include a nice spatula so you can make those brownie cakes you like so much, you slutty bitch, you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.
Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
pushin 🅿️ w this mug😩
Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
straightforward order and delivery
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
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