Timothy
Timothy is someone who will just appear unexpectedly in your life without any warning! He’s got those gorgeous blue eyes that when it starts to meet yours, you will you fall in love instantly! He’s got those sexy blonde hair that smells like a bouquet of flowers and you will get addicted smelling it every time you’re an inch closer to him! When a Timothy smiles, it is dangerously beautiful and you will feel a magnetic pull towards his lips and will make you surrender everything! Timothy is also an amazing person on the inside. He will genuinely care for you even when he’s going through so much in life. He will also accept you for who you are! Timothy is a husband material! Timothys is a good cook! If he cooks for you, you will be the luckiest girl ever! Timothy also never lets his girlfriend wash the dishes with him because Timothy wants to do it himself! Timothy is also adventurous! Every time you go on adventures with Timothy, you will have a lot of “first-time” moments together! Timothy is also a therapist! You can talk to him about what’s making your mind in chaos without being judged… no matter how gay the topic is! Talking to a Timothy will save you from drowning into your own thoughts! Timothy is hardworking! Even if shit goes down, Timothy is still working hard every day to be better! Timothy is also a great sexual partner! His penis is big but his good heart is bigger! Timothy will make sure you feel comfortable and secured after sex!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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