Timothy Tee
Timothy is someone who will just appear unexpectedly in your life without any warning! He’s got those gorgeous blue eyes that when it starts to meet yours, you will you fall in love instantly! He’s got those sexy blonde hair that smells like a bouquet of flowers and you will get addicted smelling it every time you’re an inch closer to him! When a Timothy smiles, it is dangerously beautiful and you will feel a magnetic pull towards his lips and will make you surrender everything! Timothy is also an amazing person on the inside. He will genuinely care for you even when he’s going through so much in life. He will also accept you for who you are! Timothy is a husband material! Timothys is a good cook! If he cooks for you, you will be the luckiest girl ever! Timothy also never lets his girlfriend wash the dishes with him because Timothy wants to do it himself! Timothy is also adventurous! Every time you go on adventures with Timothy, you will have a lot of “first-time” moments together! Timothy is also a therapist! You can talk to him about what’s making your mind in chaos without being judged… no matter how gay the topic is! Talking to a Timothy will save you from drowning into your own thoughts! Timothy is hardworking! Even if shit goes down, Timothy is still working hard every day to be better! Timothy is also a great sexual partner! His penis is big but his good heart is bigger! Timothy will make sure you feel comfortable and secured after sex!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it