thurnis
made from real ginger, can only wear designer brands, sucks toes on the regular (only hairy ones tho). Stay away from anyone whose name is Thurnis bc you can never trust them. Despite not being able to trust them, people named Thurnis have big dick energy multiplied by 10. They are typically 8 feet tall, and can hold soup and can keep it warm for up to 9 hours and even better they can keep it cold for 15 minutes. Buy it now and you get 5 more feet to add to your Thurnis (that means 25 toes for it to suck). Thurnis has 5 catchphrases, such as: āuh iām tryna do 360s on my moterbike right now so i canāt really talkā, āseriously leave me alone iām trying to do 360sā ādonāt make all my catchphrases about 360sā āpeople fucking flex their cars? in this game? when i can do a 360 on my moterbike? fucking sit down thotsā āi saw a crackhead rob a trumpet for five (5) trumpets and then it stole my moterbike. the one i do my 360s onā ālive love laughā I know i said he has 5 catchphrases, but thatās why you canāt trust him. Stay Woke.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
I mollywopped someone with it and it didnāt break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Canāt wait to see the reaction!
Itās a great way to store my pencils.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
I like the mug, itās good quality, unfortunately the customization wasnāt correct. I got the ājuffā mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. Iāll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
I have a āgiftā for plathering. The definition is right on. Canāt wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
Easy to order quality mug.
Itās cute and wasnāt broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. ššŖāļø
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
First heard the term āCheddar Headedā from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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