thurnis
made from real ginger, can only wear designer brands, sucks toes on the regular (only hairy ones tho). Stay away from anyone whose name is Thurnis bc you can never trust them. Despite not being able to trust them, people named Thurnis have big dick energy multiplied by 10. They are typically 8 feet tall, and can hold soup and can keep it warm for up to 9 hours and even better they can keep it cold for 15 minutes. Buy it now and you get 5 more feet to add to your Thurnis (that means 25 toes for it to suck). Thurnis has 5 catchphrases, such as: āuh iām tryna do 360s on my moterbike right now so i canāt really talkā, āseriously leave me alone iām trying to do 360sā ādonāt make all my catchphrases about 360sā āpeople fucking flex their cars? in this game? when i can do a 360 on my moterbike? fucking sit down thotsā āi saw a crackhead rob a trumpet for five (5) trumpets and then it stole my moterbike. the one i do my 360s onā ālive love laughā I know i said he has 5 catchphrases, but thatās why you canāt trust him. Stay Woke.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
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Questionā¦ does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ĀæPuedo conseguir tu nĆŗmero?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
I kinda liked it.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! Itās very comfortable, the writing seems like itāll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! Thatāll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg Iām done itās literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand thatās how good it is.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
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Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your hoodies at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from side to side
C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33Ā½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34Ā½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35Ā½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36Ā½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37Ā½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38Ā½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |