Thumb Runner
"Thumb Runner??" we hear u ask, this is a new word invented to describe all of u out there that are opposed to the tragic thing that comes hand in hand with relationships................ A THUMB on the HEAD. Some of us have had that thumb, some have been the thumb, and the rest... You legends have run away from it as yet. Also known as THIRSTY THUMB RUMMERS... These sexy mother fuckers are scared at the sight of a thumb on their forehead and run as fast as their god damn feet can carry them to Singleville to partake in lots of rum drinking sessions with their friends. * YOU DONT WANNA BE A THUMB RUNNER, THE RULES ARE: * 1. YOU MUST NOT BE UNDER THE THUMB. NATURALLY. 2. YOU MUST NOT BE A "THUMBER." IF YOUR OTHER HALF WANTS TO GO OUT ON A RUM (OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF ALCOHOL IN GENERAL) DRINKING SESSION WITH THEIR PALS THEY BLOODY WELL CAN. ITS THEIR RIGHT AS A HUMAN BEING. 3. YOU MUST PUBLICISE THUMBS RUNNERS 4. PRETENDING YOU'RE "ILL" OR SUCH LIKE TO GET OUT OF A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS WHEN THE REAL REASON IS THAT YOUR OTHER HALF IS GIVING YOU GRIEF WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. WE KNOW THE PLAGUE DOESN'T HIT THAT OFTEN AROUND THESE PARTS. 5. WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS ON A SESH, YOU WILL NOT BE STRUCK DOWN BY SOME MYSTERY ILLNESS SUDDENLY HALF WAY THRU THE NIGHT, WE KNOW U GOT A TEXT FROM YOUR OTHER HALF TELLING YOU TO GET YR ARSE HOME. IF THIS OCCURS, YOU ARE FROWNED UPON. 6. ALSO WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS A TEXT OR 2 MAY BE TOLERATED, HAVING YOUR PHONE GLUED TO YOUR EAR/HAND ALL NIGHT WILL NOT. 7. IF YOUR OTHER HALF TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, AS A THUMB RUNNER YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO DO THE OPPOSITE...YOU WILL NOT BE A THUMB...BUT NOR WILL YOU LET THEM BE ONE. 8. "THE FACEBOOK RULE" GUYS, FACEBOOK IS A VERY PUBLIC PLACE, AS I'M SURE U ALL KNOW. SO WHY DO WE NEED TO CHANGE OUR STATUSES TO INFORM THE WORLD AND HIS COUSIN HOW IN "WUV" YOU ARE, OR THAT U CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR BABY BOO BOO. AND GUYS, IF YOU WANNA TELL YOUR "SNUGGLE BUM" THIS, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SEND IT IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. 9. LAST RULE ???......LAUGHING ABOUT THE THUMB BEING ON YOUR HEAD DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU IN THE JOKE....THE JOKE 'IS ON YOU' !! GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT THUMB AND START RUNNING
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Absolutely loved the mug, but it has scratches on it. Regardless, I would order it again!
once i was seven years old and my mama told me "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely", so I bought this mug after 9 years to gain friends because i don't have any.
Loved the mug. Took it with me on my truck drive
I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
i was alone but when since i did buy dis brekind badd muggg my life change very much????
it was great quality, it was superb and i dropped it once, it did not break, highly reccomend
I LOVED IT SO MUCH IT REMIND ME OF ME AND THE MEANS OF MY OLD NICKNAME, TTHANK YOU FOR REMIND ME THAT I IS OLD CROOKED, AND OFF CENTERED. i NJOY YOU THANK. I GIVE EKSTRRA MUNEE, I AM OLD RUSSINA GUY
I was walking to my annual palate's class and some asked me “what colors your Bugatti” I looked this up in confusion and came across this wonderful mug🥰. Best decision I’ve made since divorcing my husband Harold. I now have a black Bugatti.
its been a hard year for a lot of us with covid and divorces and honestly its just been a lot for me. I recently went through a breakup with Greyson and i was looking for a gift to get myelf to cheer me up. Thats when i stumbled on this beauty. Its sleek and modern design is just fabulous. It just what I needed to get through the year. Thank you James!!!
After my divorce i hardly found anything to get me through the day. I was looking to buy some used socks on the internet for the thrill but i bumped into a website made my young adults. I had such a hard time understanding their slang that I almost busted into tears. In the hopes of not being scammed, I decided to Google every single word that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. After surfing through urban dictionary, it didn’t take long enough for me to fall in love with the entire concept and spend more than 90% of my day-to-day life on the website. From dirty words to actual explanations urban dictionary, made me complete and almost made me forget about my divorce. Fuck you, Susan, urban dictionary took your place. Suck on my educated toes. I bet you don’t know what a reckwhore means. LG Benjamin 10/10
LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
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