Thumb Runner
"Thumb Runner??" we hear u ask, this is a new word invented to describe all of u out there that are opposed to the tragic thing that comes hand in hand with relationships................ A THUMB on the HEAD. Some of us have had that thumb, some have been the thumb, and the rest... You legends have run away from it as yet. Also known as THIRSTY THUMB RUMMERS... These sexy mother fuckers are scared at the sight of a thumb on their forehead and run as fast as their god damn feet can carry them to Singleville to partake in lots of rum drinking sessions with their friends. * YOU DONT WANNA BE A THUMB RUNNER, THE RULES ARE: * 1. YOU MUST NOT BE UNDER THE THUMB. NATURALLY. 2. YOU MUST NOT BE A "THUMBER." IF YOUR OTHER HALF WANTS TO GO OUT ON A RUM (OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF ALCOHOL IN GENERAL) DRINKING SESSION WITH THEIR PALS THEY BLOODY WELL CAN. ITS THEIR RIGHT AS A HUMAN BEING. 3. YOU MUST PUBLICISE THUMBS RUNNERS 4. PRETENDING YOU'RE "ILL" OR SUCH LIKE TO GET OUT OF A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS WHEN THE REAL REASON IS THAT YOUR OTHER HALF IS GIVING YOU GRIEF WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. WE KNOW THE PLAGUE DOESN'T HIT THAT OFTEN AROUND THESE PARTS. 5. WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS ON A SESH, YOU WILL NOT BE STRUCK DOWN BY SOME MYSTERY ILLNESS SUDDENLY HALF WAY THRU THE NIGHT, WE KNOW U GOT A TEXT FROM YOUR OTHER HALF TELLING YOU TO GET YR ARSE HOME. IF THIS OCCURS, YOU ARE FROWNED UPON. 6. ALSO WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS A TEXT OR 2 MAY BE TOLERATED, HAVING YOUR PHONE GLUED TO YOUR EAR/HAND ALL NIGHT WILL NOT. 7. IF YOUR OTHER HALF TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, AS A THUMB RUNNER YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO DO THE OPPOSITE...YOU WILL NOT BE A THUMB...BUT NOR WILL YOU LET THEM BE ONE. 8. "THE FACEBOOK RULE" GUYS, FACEBOOK IS A VERY PUBLIC PLACE, AS I'M SURE U ALL KNOW. SO WHY DO WE NEED TO CHANGE OUR STATUSES TO INFORM THE WORLD AND HIS COUSIN HOW IN "WUV" YOU ARE, OR THAT U CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR BABY BOO BOO. AND GUYS, IF YOU WANNA TELL YOUR "SNUGGLE BUM" THIS, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SEND IT IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. 9. LAST RULE ???......LAUGHING ABOUT THE THUMB BEING ON YOUR HEAD DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU IN THE JOKE....THE JOKE 'IS ON YOU' !! GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT THUMB AND START RUNNING
The Urban Dictionary Mug
gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.
I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.
looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!
Caring about humanity Those are some pretty bold claims about a mug God. Given your conviction though and the importance second chances (my understanding is that blaspheme can only be committed against God and not a man...don't conflate the two), I'm thinking I'd like to buy one. It's nice to think a pretty simple mug can save a little humanity. I'm just wondering though...if you've ordered lots of mugs (and I reckon you might of) and you've only just seen this one mug...how do you know its going to be a mug that can replace the holy grail? Maybe the mug is really just a simple mug looking for somebody to use it.
Absolutely loved the mug, but it has scratches on it. Regardless, I would order it again!
once i was seven years old and my mama told me "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely", so I bought this mug after 9 years to gain friends because i don't have any.
Loved the mug. Took it with me on my truck drive
I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
i was alone but when since i did buy dis brekind badd muggg my life change very much????
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