Thorneloe
A bulding where only highly attractive women live with moderately attractive men. The women frequently wear wetsuits, spandex, or Thorneloe sweatshirts. We are a small family prone to incest and on a Friday night residents may be found wearing anything but clothes or 90’s outfits. Often toilet paper is replaced with pizza, and residents enjoy sauna sex, shower parties, and dominating the century club. Residents of this building are prone to mysterious bike disappearances, hibernating rabies infested animals, Saturday night parking tickets, and being haunted by the Thorneloe ghost. If intruders enter Thorneloe they will be punished by being forced to listen to an annoying door alarm and partying hard with residents. Residents are often found eating burnt rice(that causes fire alarms), meatballs, and strippers from diamonds. Residence games include guess that bra size, T-rex, manhunt, the dating game with prostitutes, stripping, karaoke, spin the bottle, and arm wrestling. Thorneloe is run by Sergeant cocks, the cock butterfly, Mr. Handjob, and the Jackhammer.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
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